tennis love match
September 6th 2006 04:06
well apparantly tennis stars Maria Sharapova and Andy Roddick are an item but as usual they are denying it, they are just tour buddies.
They might be but they mightn't be, fair enough I suppose.
If it isn't true then how do these rumours begin, they are seen a lot near tennis courts together, duh, they are tennis players.
I can think of worse rumours, I certainly wouldn't be denying Marias' love for this chubby, bald comedian.
In a mixed world sport like tennis I suppose it would be easy to fall in love with a fellow tour buddy although I am glAd it doesn't happen in my professional field, that being stand up comedy because most of my fellow tour buddies are males, hey, not that there is anything wrong with that.That would be an ugly brokeback mountain type blockbuster, Imagine the scene where they first get together. "knock, knock?", "who's there?" "it's your tour buddy and I love you". "what is this some sort of joke."
But say they are lovers, two very competitive people on the world stage would everything to them be a big game match.
Say for instance they are making love and andy finished first, does he scream out fifteen love or if she knocks him back does he do a Lleyton hewitt response of "c'mon".Would there be a net through the middle of the bed?
Would there be an umpire watching there every move?
Well Maria and Andy if you two aren't an item then how about one of you becoming a comedian and coming on tour with me.
I do mean Maria by the way....
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They might be but they mightn't be, fair enough I suppose.
If it isn't true then how do these rumours begin, they are seen a lot near tennis courts together, duh, they are tennis players.
I can think of worse rumours, I certainly wouldn't be denying Marias' love for this chubby, bald comedian.
In a mixed world sport like tennis I suppose it would be easy to fall in love with a fellow tour buddy although I am glAd it doesn't happen in my professional field, that being stand up comedy because most of my fellow tour buddies are males, hey, not that there is anything wrong with that.That would be an ugly brokeback mountain type blockbuster, Imagine the scene where they first get together. "knock, knock?", "who's there?" "it's your tour buddy and I love you". "what is this some sort of joke."
Say for instance they are making love and andy finished first, does he scream out fifteen love or if she knocks him back does he do a Lleyton hewitt response of "c'mon".Would there be a net through the middle of the bed?
Would there be an umpire watching there every move?
Well Maria and Andy if you two aren't an item then how about one of you becoming a comedian and coming on tour with me.
I do mean Maria by the way....
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